What are some great short jokes?

“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
I have done many many things to people who have INTENTIONALLY hurt me. I mean literally gone out of...
Because reading is WORK. Period. Let's be frank. What is in fiction for us unless we are forced to s...
Because he is divisive by nature. “What goes around comes around “ “You don’t shit where you eat” Th...
A PwNPD typically engage is some form of self indulgence. This behavior stems directly from emotiona...
They are not just opposing Trump, they are opposing the machine, designed by Reagan and perpetuated...
I’m a bi-girl who loves group fun. Back in college, I met my crush and I was infatuated with her for...
Your around the same age as next world hero I pick out he's got good heart lost his mom try to be go...
My first pass results in 135: X X 11 X X 11 X X 11 XXX Which is pretty lousy for that many strikes,...
Grow up, we aren't that fucking anal, fly what ever flag you want. Why you would want to mark yourse...
Before I give you my impression of Smith’s move to enact polygamy and WHY, a little reminder of the...
Guarda, non sta scritto da nessuna parte che ti debba piacere, anzi in realtà non me ne frega niente...